Journey of the Soul

Ingudngod man ninyo ako, sampalin man ninyo ako ng ilang beses,
patuloy ko pa ring ibibigay ang aking pisngi para ulit-ulit ninyong
masampal, (magrosy cheeks tuloy ako).

Nagising ako ng madaling araw dito, Biyernes. Reflex na yata sa
akin ang abutin ang remote at i-clik ang power. Abaaa, TV PATROWLLLLL.
Pero teka sino yong lalaking nanggagalaiti. Mother of all tapes daw?
Sinong tapes ang mga anak ?

‘ONG nangyayari, tan ONG ko sa sarili.

Hanap ako ng balita.

Sandali ano ito?

GMA 7 suspends Goma
For using ‘vulgar and double-entendre words.

Ha bakit sinuspendi ni GMA si Goma ?
@#$balitang artista pala.

Isa pa:

Willie weds

Oweno ngayon.

Tape ‘keeper’ emerges

Samuel Ong, a former deputy director for
intelligence of the National Bureau of Investigation, said
at a press conference at the Metroclub in Makati that he got
hold of the tapes through a friend at the Intelligence Service
of the Armed Forces of the Philippines (ISAFP).

The Ca t sez, bakit kaya ang dami kayong umaamin
na sila ang maysala. May epidemya ba na kumakalat?

Ong claimed he was apolitical, then called on
President Arroyo to resign, described her as an “illegitimate
president, and blamed her for the “poverty and corruption”
besetting the country today.

The Ca t sez bakit bigla siyang nagging judge, nagging advocate at nagging pro-people. Tssk tsssk. pakibatok nga ako.

Roces congratulated Ong.

Binay said he and minority leader Francis Escuder
o have just met with Roces Friday night before proceeding to the
San Carlos seminary. He said Roces would be issuing a formal
statement anytime soon. “She’s willing to speak to the media,” Binay said.

KEBER.

Ejercito also confirmed that his father, former
president Joseph Estrada, has called for civil disobedience.

NO SIYA SI TITA CORY ?

There are more cops than Ong supporters in San Carlos

THERE are more policemen than supporters
of a former official of the National Bureau of Investigation
who remained holed up at the San Carlos Seminary in Makati
City where he sought refuge late Friday after presenting taped
evidence that President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo cheated in
the May 2004 election. From over a hundred people, only less
than 20 supporters of lawyer Samuel Ong stayed on as of Saturday
dawn while about 200 policemen continued to secure the area.
More troops will be deployed later on the same day, officials said.

Asked by reporters on how long he would stay
in the seminary, Ong said: “For as long as necessary.

Baka maging bishop siya sa tagal?

The swelling crowd is also composed of supporters of actor-turned-politician Fernando Poe Jr., who accused Ms Arroyo of massive cheating during 2004 presidential elections, said the report. Movie actor Rez Cortez and Manny Portes, chairperson of the Freedom, Peace and Justice (FPJ) Movement have arrived in the seminary’s compound.
Opposition Senators Jamby Madrigal, Sergio Osmeña, pro-administration Senator Ramon Magsaysay Jr., and retired General Fortunato Abas also came to support Ong.

Wala na bang ibang mukha ?

The Ca t

CAT: I saw the tape of Saddam. HE is invoking your name. GOD is the Greatest.

GOD: I did. Have you watched the tape of Bin Laden ? He invoked my name more than a dozen of times.

CAT: Tell me, does that mean that he has your blessing and he will be spared?
GOD: Tell me, what do you know about the Ten Commandments?

CAT: They are 15 oops. Ten.

GOD: Have you read anything about ME condoning war?

CAT: But your ten commandments are only for Christians.

GOD: Those are the Ten Commandments but summarizing them into two; they apply to all religions. LOVE GOD and love thy fellowmen.

CAT: The more vague it becomes. They love GOD but they kill their fellowmen.

GOD: Just because he says my name, do you believe that the war is waged for me? I do not live in his one hundred palaces. I do not enjoy prosperity at my people’s expense. I enjoy my power but I do not use it to annihilate people who turn against me. I welcome them back in my fold. Now tell me, for whom and for what does he wage war for?

CAT: Afghans declared holy war against the US when it searched and intended to destroy Bin Laden.

GOD: Yes, after they destroyed the statues of Buddhas and kill Christians, they call my name for help.

CAT: So you did not help them.

GOD: They are all my children, Moslems, Christians, and Jews alike. How can I side to one of them to kill another? CAT: why did you not prevent the WAR.

GOD: I did not create ROBOTS, CAT. I created beautiful human beings with their own free will. SO free that some do not even believe that I exist. So free that some of them want to play gods. SO free that they think they have power over their fellowmen’s lives.
CAT: SO you admit that your creation is imperfect.

GOD: I created human beings not gods.

CAT: But why do you tolerate despots, tyrants?

GOD: DO you know the saying CURIOSITY …ahemmmm Tyrants come and go and when they go, it is not a very gracious exit. Do you know of a tyrant who died?
peacefully? CONSCIENCE is what makes human beings above my other creations, including you, CAT. You may think that they have no conscience but deep in themselves, they were bothered by their consciences. Some became mad, some drink themselves to death, some got sick and some wished they had born at all.

CAT: How do you know this?

GOD: Who do you think is with them when they are about to die?
CAT: If they are evil, then S must be with them, waiting to snatch their souls and bring them to eternal fire. That is what the bible says.
GOD: Because. CAT, I still hope that their last breath will be that of repentance.
CAT: Why don’t you just tell them to repent so they will not go to hell?

GOD: Because I want it to come that from their hearts. Anything that is forced is not real repentance. With the evils that they have done, I could just have said GO TO HELL. CAT: and why not?

GOD: Because that resident of hell will be happy.

CAT: But why do we still have despots, cruel leaders of nations? They call each other evil and they pray so help us GOD. Are you going to help? If yes. who are you going to help?
GOD: I will not help any of them. There are deep-seated issues that you do not know. CAT. I will enjoy watching their latest toys of destruction. Mine are natural.

CAT: Hey, what GOD are you who enjoy watching carnage?

GOD: Watch out for your tongue. CAT. I went down to the history that I am a revengeful GOD; that I helped the army against the Moslems and the Moslems thought that I help them too. MY pr machine did not do wonder in cleaning my good name. I guess, I have to hire a more aggressive one.
CAT: Are you talking sense GOD?

GOD: I have been talking sense my dear CAT. But it is my creations that cannot understand that for every thing, there is a reason. There is a reason for the leaves to fall…. to make way for new leaves to grow. The dry leaves decay and become part of the soil to make it more fertile and form a new soil layer. There is a reason for you to cry, Tears clean your eyes, clear you heart. There is a reason for calamities. The World cannot continue with all these old people of the first century living with the 22nd century people. I do not know the reason why I am talking to a CAT !!!!!!!! Did you say your morning prayers?

CAT: God, give me lasagna for my lunch.

GOD: Granted. Just keep your mouth shut. Will ya ? Now back to my CNN. where is my remote?

Quotation: War is too important to be left to the generals.
March 18, 2003